Free NZ-wide shipping. 5–10 working days. Probably.

Average Surf Wax: a round bar of white surf wax stamped AVG

Model: Dave. Height: average. Wearing M.

AVG01 · Rated ★★★☆☆ by us

Average Surf Wax

$6.00. It's fine.

It's wax. It goes on the board. It works about as well as the other ones, which is fine.

Smells like coconut and mild disappointment. You still have to stand up yourself.

Grip: Sticky icky.
Water: Cold.
Expectations: Low.

Free NZ-wide shipping. 5–10 working days. Probably. (It's usually out the door in 1–2.)

FABRIC: 240gsm cotton
FIT: Boxy, true to size
PRINT: Screen print, NZ
CARE: Wash cold. Tumble dry. Low expectations.
RETURNS: Too good? Send it back. Free size swaps in NZ.
IN THE BOX: The tee. A sticker that says "I showed up."